Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

did u clean ur pants wiv windowlene cos i can practically c myself in dem!

 

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

 

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

 

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

Are those space trousers? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

 

ur legs must be sore cos u bin runnin through my mind all day!

 

I hope you know mouth to mouth, cuz you take my breath away!

 

did that hurt? when you fell out of heaven?

 

how do you do that? look so good!

 

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

 

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope ta fuk u dont multiply

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

Do you work for parce; force? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

 

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

was ur father a retard? cos u are special!

 

ur like a parkin ticket u gt fFINE written all over u!

 

if i could re arrange the alphabet id put u an i together

 

u remind me of my first wife. she says- how many times u been married? u say- iv never been married!

 

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

 

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

 

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

 

I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

 

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

 

When God made you, he was showing off.